Need Clever New Similes
Please send in new similes for any adjective you want ("exciting", "complicated", "silly", etc.). I might just use them in my brain wave experiment that tries to pinpoint how the brain responds to something clever (a mini 'aha' moment) as opposed to something obvious. (This experiment is being conducted at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst.)
Similes can be in different forms. Maybe you have another form that is your favorite. Here are two:
"as happy as a mosquito at a bloodbank"
"as difficult as herding cats"